Kuchapiwa Mke Wanaume Saa Nyingine Mnajitafutia.. Soma Hapa

WIFE....Honey plz lets come and help

me in the garden to clean these

flowers??

MME.......Are you mad ,do I look like a

gardener?

WIFE.....Ok sory babie,...but

sweetheart please go and fix that

door to the bathroom,Junior broke it

last night??

MME.....I hate your nosense

requests,,do I look like a Carpenter??

..

At night MME came back from town

and found that the garden is clean

and the door if fixed well..he was

surprised and decided to ask his wife..

..

MME.....Honey I can see the garden is

clean and the Door is well fixed,who

fixed the door for you??

WIFE.....Its our neighbour ofcourse..

MME.....Woow thats great,,did he fixed

it for you free of charge?

WIFE........NO he gave me two options

to choose,,,He said I must give him

BREAD OR SE..X..

MME.....I hope you gave him BREAD??

WIFE....What???....Do I look like

BAKERY???